My Dearest Followers,
It is time for me to retire from tumblr. This is most likely not the fault of your own, but rather the fault of the community and the fault of myself. I cannot handle to be on this website much anymore. The people here are so blindingly fucking stupid that I cannot fathom to stay. It stresses me out far too much. I am sorry to those who enjoyed my blog, and I sigh a hefty “you’re welcome” to those who did not. It is time for me to move on to bigger and better things. I desire more leisure time; I wish to escape the need to constantly update. This website simply is not suited for me. I have goals and ambitions that do not align with tumblr and the habits it forms. If you would like, you can find me on Skype as DigitalTortillaSoup. Stay Classy.
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
I have things to do… *fumbles around in pocket*
I’ve put this off for far too long.
I regret to announce that this is the end.
I’m going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell.
Goodbye. *puts on Ring and disappears*